1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Project manager to tester
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
More Hottest Pics,jokes
-
▼
2008
(82)
-
▼
February
(60)
- Infy Vs TCS Vs Wipro
- Funny pics : how they managed this?
- jokes:Three sisters
- photo:caring for little brother
- Pics:who trapped me?
- Very fun facts
- Funny Picture surfer
- Adult Funny Pics:very very funny
- 11 things guys should know
- what an art?
- Project manager to tester
- Funny children fancy dresses
- Funny Jokes: Remarks at Your Funeral
- joke:A THEORY ON HELL
- Photo:E-pod instead of i-pod
- Adult funny pics:A guy on roadside
- Ghost story:The Whisperers
- Adult Pic:cat is so close to Heaven
- Measuring height of building with a barometer
- What alcoho does to women?
- Cool story:Laughing at death
- Fun facts interesting
- Funny Pic:Fat lady on thin boy
- jokes:Do yo know me?
- Extreme back of lady
- Mouse joke
- A funny pen stand
- A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer
- Dog with adidas shoe funny photo
- Funny Pic above or below?
- Funny kid
- Cxazy baby and fat mom
- British Airways : short stories
- Funny photo:car rack?
- puzzle:What is the color of the hat?
- Engineer jokes
- Funny Photo:She is a distraction
- Photo:Silicon Valley in Hyderabad coming soon
- An excellent love story
- Best opening Ceremony
- Priest joke
- Amazing Answers
- Joke:BE vs MBA
- Some drivers amaze me - Funny Picture
- Wife knows Best
- 50 Dollars on the pillow
- Top 10 Things to do at the Mall
- Funny Pic:How many can you get in
- Doctor Jokes
- Funny Pic:She is Jealous
- Funny Joke:Late night out
- Drinking for three
- Dress Code for 14 Feb
- Jokes:A Dinner with girlfriend
- JOKES - Woman's Dictionary
- Photos:See the power of make up
- puzzles:CIRCULAR JAIL CELL
- Jokes:Blonde kidnap
- puzzle:Life door or Death door
- Funny Genie joke
-
▼
February
(60)
No comments:
Post a Comment