1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
About you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic
And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
Closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had
Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
Kneeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be
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